Lost in Translation V – Misadventures in English
English is the global language of communication which means that when it collides with local languages it can have hilarious results. Here we’ve gathered together the results of some of the planets finest misadventures in English … enjoy!
Why go somewhere else to be cheated when you can come here?
Come to Juan’s Jewelry Shop. We won’t screw you too much.
A teffific gust often overtakes three times consecutively. Keep yourself lying flat on the siope until it’s completely blown over. Danger comes soonest when it’s despised. In case of bad weather such as, storm, fain, snow and a dense fog, avoid climbing futher than the fifth staition. when the weather breaks suddely. just give up half-way and return. The nearest-to-the-sky location in Japan is far colder than the feets of the mountain. Bring garbage back to your home.
Help oneself terminating machine.
Please take one step forward and crap twice.
Swimming pool suggestions: Open 24 hours. Lifeguard on duty 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Drowning absolutely prohibited.
Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the saviour.
No diving. No nakedness. No ruining.